ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
jean valjean joins the sisters of the church. he becomes a 2460-nun.
jean valjean builds a theme park. it’s 2460-fun.
jean valjean buys something from a bakery. it’s a 2460-bun.
jean valjean sees javert coming round the corner. he’d better 2460-run.
jean valjean guesses the right lottery numbers. he 2460-won.
jean valjean picks up a musket at the barricade. he’s got a 2460-gun.
jean valjean dies. he’s 2460-done.
[aggressively tries to sing the ahlamlahlah part and the chorus of Don’t at the same time]